Scooby-Doo

I've been stop by the you-know-who TWICE in ONE MONTH! Mother of all mother fucker luck I have!

So the story goes like this:

I was walking to monorail one day (before Raya holidays), and half way almost reach monorail station, two young Pmen (imagine those boys in the uniform that just get their first uniform) stopped me and arrogantly ask for my IC without identifying themselves first. I was in hurry so I just gave my IC let them see and didn't ask them anything. Then I continued my journey. Told my collegues about that and they asked me to just ignore them next time coz that were what they did. That same night I told my parents about the incident. Daddy didn't say anything, just tell me to ignore them but get their batch/badge number for him. So, after that day, I was looking for that young puppy which I can remember his face clearly. Another one has common face, so I don't remember much about him. But it was Raya holidays, so couldn't find them anywhere at that monorail area.

And today, Tuesday 29th, I was supposed to be happily walking home as I already finished the cheap ass-slaving thingy. But, damn it! They ruined my freaking mood. As I was walking towards my rented house from the monorail (at the monorail again), I heard someone calling me "Adik, adik, tunjuk IC". Hmmm, wait when did my brother comes KL visiting me and call me ADIK. Or, did my mom or dad has another big brother for me? Oh look, it was the man in blue. How cute! *sarcasm*

He said: "Tengok IC!"
Phei said: "Tengok ID."
He said: "Ya, tengok IC."
Phei said: "Ya, tengok ID."
He said: "Oh." He gave me and I hadn't seen it, he already put back into his wallet.
Phei said: "Jap, tengok sekali lagi." He gave me and I see his number and call my dad and gave him my IC.

Gave him the phone.
Dad said: "...."
He said: "Oh, Mr tut tut tut tut tut"
Dad said: "...."
He said: "Tak ade pape Tuan, cuma rutin check."
bla bla bla... The called ended.

Before he gave me back my IC, he wrote my detail into a form. Then he gave me back, and I walked back with victory.

I reached home, housemates ajak me go out YC, so I went shower early. After the shower, daddy called.

Dad said: "They called me and said that it was a routine criminal check thing. They said you were rude."
Phei said: "They weren't even identified themselves and ask for IC."
Dad said: "They were in full uniform. And they check everyone else."
Phei said: "There are many posers. Anyone can get police uniform anywhere. They checked everyone? Why they didn't check the Chinese guy in front of me? In whole Brickfields, with so many aliens here, I was checked twice! In a month! TWICE!!"
Dad said: "Well, they said it was rutin jenayah check (I can't remember the exact term, but something with jenayah word la). So I asked them back - My daughter looks like a criminal to you?".
bla bla bla...

His last sentence My daughter looks like a criminal to you? SWEAT! haha!~ May be I looked like someone who can kill the whole banglas in Brickfields. Or someone who can blew up KL Sentral in nano second. haha!~

But come to think about it, I have to admit that I was rude. hehe... What to do? I'm allergic to Scooby-Doo and Dalmatians, especially when those puppies berlagak nak mampus last time.

Whatever, there's only one thing I can say: Treat people as you would like them to treat you. When you represent an organization, all ur actions affect everyone inside. Ciao!~

Story About Crap Crab Clap

Recently, I'm hooked on this song --> The Clap by Perez Hilton.





The lyric goes like this

spring break
there are no rules
gonna do it
by the pool
get drunk
break a’ dawn
this is how
I get it on

rub some lotion
on my back
massage it down
into my crack
the day is young
and I am hung
spring break is
so much fucking fun

but let me tell you kids
what my mom told me…

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

smelly whores
on the shore
love to take it
on all fours
dirty sluts
in the club
wanna get their
coochies rubbed

when you’re back
at motel 6
you’re craving cock
must get its fix
gang bang
squeal and moan
porno stars
your daddy’s home

but let me tell you kids
what Jesus says…

when you love someone
let it show
tell him that you’re a trashy ho
if you got a sling
and that’s your thing
that’s how your priest got the clap

gonnorhea

gonnorhea, chlamydia, herpes and scabies
I don’t care if you’ve got crabs, I wanna have your babies
I’ll be your dirty doctor, and I’ll nurse you when you’re sick
And when you’re feeling better, I am gonna milk your dick

sperminate me
i’ll be the next pregnant man
you’ll see us on oprah
and we’ll live happily ever after…

and then she’ll marry us
and give us a free honeymoon to hawaii
because she’s oprah
and that’s what she does

but let me tell you kids
what Oprah says…

when you love someone
you will know
he’ll give your face
that special glow
but when his love grows stale
call up Gayle
cause she doesn’t have the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

everybody sing along
let’s go back to the start of the song

ready mom?
when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

u got the clap yet
everybody sing along

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

two more times

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

The song starts at 1:29. What say u? For me, LOL!~

P/S: At the end of the video 4:14, you can hear that there is someone speak Thai on the background.
It goes like this : All the passengers that are in this railway station, please... (fade)

A Girl Named October

I don't even care if October is a boy! I love October and can't wait for her to arrive soon.

20 days left until October comes visit.

When she comes, I'll bring her to visit Dr Venkat at Jalan Putra so he can see how June, July, AUGUST (Did I tell you how much I hate August?) and September did to my face. They clogged my pores with some nasty things and caused me major breakout of my life. I'll let Dr Venkat teach them a big big lesson. Hope he can give them some punishment.

Then, I'll bring October to Star Hill at Star Parade to see some friends there, Jack and Chloe. So she can learn how to trim the split ends of my hair. Then do some treatment perhaps to restore back my crowning glory so I can be as pretty as ---> ermm, MYSELF? =)

After that, I pray that October won't make my dentist busy till she cancel my appointment again. I really need to do the veneer before starting my job(less) life.

While busy bringing October here and there, she will accompany me do the internship report which I already did some drafts and doodle and scribble and bubble. =) Then, together we will drive up to the deep jungle of Sintok and submit the report to Her Royal Highness who MUST give me an A for my excellent writing style.

Oh, and I'll bring October to survey and look for good webcam so I can record some thing for my dream and send them out to some relevant people. Wish me luck on that.

Those are things that I plan to do with my dearest October. Can't wait for her to come.
Miss the world greatest Mom.

Always Be My Baby

by David Cook



You won't be back, but I'm going to be with you sooner or later.
Just like the lyric goes saying: "It's only a matter of time".
Miss you dearly.