Love Story

I had a movie date with LX the Evil Banana before she went back to MMU. The movie we watched is Valentine’s Day starring big names like Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Mr Demi Moore, Princess Mia, Jessica Alba, Jacob the Wolf and dot dot dot.

Overall I think the movie is OK, watchable, and most importantly didn’t make me taking nap in the cinema during the whole 2 hours movie.

The part that impressed me the most in the movie is the story about Kate Hazeltine, played by Julia Roberts. In the beginning of the movie, I always thought that she was going back to be with her old and ailing parent, but for sure not to the husband or boyfriend. At the end of the movie, well if you watched the movie, she took the 14 hours flight to go home for a day just to be with her son, Edison, played by Bryce Robinson.

This reminds me of a clip I watched long time ago on Thai TV channel, so I went YouTube’ng hoping to find it.

And I found it!! Here it is.

Tell me if you didn’t have teary eyes watching this clip.

Anything that is related to family, parents-children bonds stuff always leave a very great impact in my heart.

Why can’t people just end the war and bring home those kids’ parents?

FUCK WARS.

FUCK POLITICS.

Ok, screw that.

There’s another thing in the movie that I like. It’s the Morley Clarkson part. This part is played by Jessica Alba. I am totally in her shoes about the marriage thing. In the movie, Morley rejected Reed Bennent’s (Mr Demi Moore) proposal. She said yes at first, but changed her mind after that.

With the increasing of divorce rate and the number of problem kids nowadays, I wonder why people still wants to get married, waste time, waste money in doing it, and have kids later on, and divorce and leave their kids to struggle emotionally? Human are just weird.

FUCK MARRIAGE.

FUCK “FAMILY”.

(FAMILY is Father And Mother I Love You);

Notice that the “Father” and “Mother” is in singular form.

That’s all. Love Story.

Oooh la la!~

It's here!~ But not Kindle. Ok, whatever. It's Hanlin eReader. Brought to you by MPH.

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Comparison between V3 and V5

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It's not that pretty. The outer look is not very "yeng".
Will I buy? Nope. Will wait for better looking reader.
If people give me for free? Of course la! Anyone? :)

DROP DEAD

I hate waking up and going to work and do things that I don't like.

No, I'm not suicidal. I'm just disappointed.

Fuck it!

But I want to be with my grandma real bad!!

Story About Crap Crab Clap

Recently, I'm hooked on this song --> The Clap by Perez Hilton.





The lyric goes like this

spring break
there are no rules
gonna do it
by the pool
get drunk
break a’ dawn
this is how
I get it on

rub some lotion
on my back
massage it down
into my crack
the day is young
and I am hung
spring break is
so much fucking fun

but let me tell you kids
what my mom told me…

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

smelly whores
on the shore
love to take it
on all fours
dirty sluts
in the club
wanna get their
coochies rubbed

when you’re back
at motel 6
you’re craving cock
must get its fix
gang bang
squeal and moan
porno stars
your daddy’s home

but let me tell you kids
what Jesus says…

when you love someone
let it show
tell him that you’re a trashy ho
if you got a sling
and that’s your thing
that’s how your priest got the clap

gonnorhea

gonnorhea, chlamydia, herpes and scabies
I don’t care if you’ve got crabs, I wanna have your babies
I’ll be your dirty doctor, and I’ll nurse you when you’re sick
And when you’re feeling better, I am gonna milk your dick

sperminate me
i’ll be the next pregnant man
you’ll see us on oprah
and we’ll live happily ever after…

and then she’ll marry us
and give us a free honeymoon to hawaii
because she’s oprah
and that’s what she does

but let me tell you kids
what Oprah says…

when you love someone
you will know
he’ll give your face
that special glow
but when his love grows stale
call up Gayle
cause she doesn’t have the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

everybody sing along
let’s go back to the start of the song

ready mom?
when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

u got the clap yet
everybody sing along

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

two more times

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

The song starts at 1:29. What say u? For me, LOL!~

P/S: At the end of the video 4:14, you can hear that there is someone speak Thai on the background.
It goes like this : All the passengers that are in this railway station, please... (fade)

HIStory

I was reading back my previous posts on my previous home at Spaces Live. I was actually surprise and overwhelmed that I can really write some pretty good shizzie. =)

While reading back the quotes of my life, again, I couldn't believe myself that I actually wrote that. All the angst, the thoughts, the comments, rants in my head, I wrote them in words and posted them on my blog.

I started my first blog as a platform for me to publish my quotes, poems, stories and any creative shizzie that whispering in my head. I've always like to write, whether it is scribbling on my head or on a piece of paper. My only problem is I can't write in a book. I bought lots of books, lovely ones, with cute designs, and some scented. I even consider buying Moleskin notebook (google it if you don't know WTF is that), since it is such a hype, but too expensive for my budget. Whenever I scribble on the paper in a book, my idea just didn't flow comparing to writing on a piece of tissue paper or some draft paper.

Here are some of my scribbling scribbled pieces:


Poem and story is what I aimed to write at first, but now, blog has become my ranting spot. Sucks. Sort of.

Starting working life (ok,intern life), it's pretty tiring and time just isn't enough to do many things in life (such as sleeping, I need my 16 hours beauty sleep everyday). Back then, as a student, time is abundance. I wonder who wrote blog for Lim Kit Siang since his blog update as frequent as Perez Hilton. I thought he is a VERY busy politician.

New Home! New Home!

Greetings,
Just moving here from spaces.live.com.


View my previous entries at http://pheisrilika.spaces.live.com/


Hope u guys enjoy my piece...


Love,
Phei V.