Love Story

I had a movie date with LX the Evil Banana before she went back to MMU. The movie we watched is Valentine’s Day starring big names like Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Mr Demi Moore, Princess Mia, Jessica Alba, Jacob the Wolf and dot dot dot.

Overall I think the movie is OK, watchable, and most importantly didn’t make me taking nap in the cinema during the whole 2 hours movie.

The part that impressed me the most in the movie is the story about Kate Hazeltine, played by Julia Roberts. In the beginning of the movie, I always thought that she was going back to be with her old and ailing parent, but for sure not to the husband or boyfriend. At the end of the movie, well if you watched the movie, she took the 14 hours flight to go home for a day just to be with her son, Edison, played by Bryce Robinson.

This reminds me of a clip I watched long time ago on Thai TV channel, so I went YouTube’ng hoping to find it.

And I found it!! Here it is.

Tell me if you didn’t have teary eyes watching this clip.

Anything that is related to family, parents-children bonds stuff always leave a very great impact in my heart.

Why can’t people just end the war and bring home those kids’ parents?

FUCK WARS.

FUCK POLITICS.

Ok, screw that.

There’s another thing in the movie that I like. It’s the Morley Clarkson part. This part is played by Jessica Alba. I am totally in her shoes about the marriage thing. In the movie, Morley rejected Reed Bennent’s (Mr Demi Moore) proposal. She said yes at first, but changed her mind after that.

With the increasing of divorce rate and the number of problem kids nowadays, I wonder why people still wants to get married, waste time, waste money in doing it, and have kids later on, and divorce and leave their kids to struggle emotionally? Human are just weird.

FUCK MARRIAGE.

FUCK “FAMILY”.

(FAMILY is Father And Mother I Love You);

Notice that the “Father” and “Mother” is in singular form.

That’s all. Love Story.

Oooh la la!~

It's here!~ But not Kindle. Ok, whatever. It's Hanlin eReader. Brought to you by MPH.

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It's not that pretty. The outer look is not very "yeng".
Will I buy? Nope. Will wait for better looking reader.
If people give me for free? Of course la! Anyone? :)

DROP DEAD

I hate waking up and going to work and do things that I don't like.

No, I'm not suicidal. I'm just disappointed.

Fuck it!

But I want to be with my grandma real bad!!

Gardenia Bread

I am eating Uncle Slocumm's Gardenia bread with Auntie Rosie's Pandan kaya now. So I did a bit googling bout Gardenia and found this:

Gardenia bread is delivered to stores 5 days a week, so how do we know which bread is fresh besides looking at the expiry date? Here's how. Gardenia bread has different colours to differentiate which one is on what day.

Monday - Blue
Tuesday - Green
Thursday - Red
Friday - White
Saturday - Yellow

* No Wednesday and Sunday.

So, lets say, tomorrow is Monday, since today is Sunday, so tomorrow should be Monday right? What am I mumbling about? Anyway, if you want to buy Gardenia bread tomorrow (Monday), make sure to take the Blue twist tie, not White or Yellow, because that would be Fri and Sat bread which is not as fresh as the Mon freshly baked bread.

I'm blank!

I just applied for a job in jobstreet.

The "victim" is BASF Asia Pacific Service Centre Sdn Bhd

After I clicked to apply for the job, I was asked to answer the question "The benefits of 'Shared Services' in an organization". I had never heard of this "Shared Services" thingy before, so I did some googling and wiki'ing. And still, I have no idea what this thing is. Is this the sign of reading to much fiction books till I can't understand non-fiction?

So, what is my answer? Don't laugh!


I honestly don't CLEARLY understand what this "Shared Services" is. So here's what I understand after doing some "googling".

The benefits are:

1. COST SAVING
Funding can be saved as the service is shared. The company can use the money to fund other project or department, hence making it run more effectively, and the most importantly is to run more EFFICIENTLY.

2. RESOURCE SAVING
Just like the cost saving, other resources such as human resource can be allocated to work in other department and the employee can be fully utilized.

Again, honestly, I have no idea what this “Shared Services” really is and I’m being unprofessional by writing it here. So, thanks for your time, and hope you enjoy my writing.

Thanks again.

Regards


I still silently hope I will get this job. lol!~

Scooby-Doo

I've been stop by the you-know-who TWICE in ONE MONTH! Mother of all mother fucker luck I have!

So the story goes like this:

I was walking to monorail one day (before Raya holidays), and half way almost reach monorail station, two young Pmen (imagine those boys in the uniform that just get their first uniform) stopped me and arrogantly ask for my IC without identifying themselves first. I was in hurry so I just gave my IC let them see and didn't ask them anything. Then I continued my journey. Told my collegues about that and they asked me to just ignore them next time coz that were what they did. That same night I told my parents about the incident. Daddy didn't say anything, just tell me to ignore them but get their batch/badge number for him. So, after that day, I was looking for that young puppy which I can remember his face clearly. Another one has common face, so I don't remember much about him. But it was Raya holidays, so couldn't find them anywhere at that monorail area.

And today, Tuesday 29th, I was supposed to be happily walking home as I already finished the cheap ass-slaving thingy. But, damn it! They ruined my freaking mood. As I was walking towards my rented house from the monorail (at the monorail again), I heard someone calling me "Adik, adik, tunjuk IC". Hmmm, wait when did my brother comes KL visiting me and call me ADIK. Or, did my mom or dad has another big brother for me? Oh look, it was the man in blue. How cute! *sarcasm*

He said: "Tengok IC!"
Phei said: "Tengok ID."
He said: "Ya, tengok IC."
Phei said: "Ya, tengok ID."
He said: "Oh." He gave me and I hadn't seen it, he already put back into his wallet.
Phei said: "Jap, tengok sekali lagi." He gave me and I see his number and call my dad and gave him my IC.

Gave him the phone.
Dad said: "...."
He said: "Oh, Mr tut tut tut tut tut"
Dad said: "...."
He said: "Tak ade pape Tuan, cuma rutin check."
bla bla bla... The called ended.

Before he gave me back my IC, he wrote my detail into a form. Then he gave me back, and I walked back with victory.

I reached home, housemates ajak me go out YC, so I went shower early. After the shower, daddy called.

Dad said: "They called me and said that it was a routine criminal check thing. They said you were rude."
Phei said: "They weren't even identified themselves and ask for IC."
Dad said: "They were in full uniform. And they check everyone else."
Phei said: "There are many posers. Anyone can get police uniform anywhere. They checked everyone? Why they didn't check the Chinese guy in front of me? In whole Brickfields, with so many aliens here, I was checked twice! In a month! TWICE!!"
Dad said: "Well, they said it was rutin jenayah check (I can't remember the exact term, but something with jenayah word la). So I asked them back - My daughter looks like a criminal to you?".
bla bla bla...

His last sentence My daughter looks like a criminal to you? SWEAT! haha!~ May be I looked like someone who can kill the whole banglas in Brickfields. Or someone who can blew up KL Sentral in nano second. haha!~

But come to think about it, I have to admit that I was rude. hehe... What to do? I'm allergic to Scooby-Doo and Dalmatians, especially when those puppies berlagak nak mampus last time.

Whatever, there's only one thing I can say: Treat people as you would like them to treat you. When you represent an organization, all ur actions affect everyone inside. Ciao!~

Story About Crap Crab Clap

Recently, I'm hooked on this song --> The Clap by Perez Hilton.





The lyric goes like this

spring break
there are no rules
gonna do it
by the pool
get drunk
break a’ dawn
this is how
I get it on

rub some lotion
on my back
massage it down
into my crack
the day is young
and I am hung
spring break is
so much fucking fun

but let me tell you kids
what my mom told me…

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

smelly whores
on the shore
love to take it
on all fours
dirty sluts
in the club
wanna get their
coochies rubbed

when you’re back
at motel 6
you’re craving cock
must get its fix
gang bang
squeal and moan
porno stars
your daddy’s home

but let me tell you kids
what Jesus says…

when you love someone
let it show
tell him that you’re a trashy ho
if you got a sling
and that’s your thing
that’s how your priest got the clap

gonnorhea

gonnorhea, chlamydia, herpes and scabies
I don’t care if you’ve got crabs, I wanna have your babies
I’ll be your dirty doctor, and I’ll nurse you when you’re sick
And when you’re feeling better, I am gonna milk your dick

sperminate me
i’ll be the next pregnant man
you’ll see us on oprah
and we’ll live happily ever after…

and then she’ll marry us
and give us a free honeymoon to hawaii
because she’s oprah
and that’s what she does

but let me tell you kids
what Oprah says…

when you love someone
you will know
he’ll give your face
that special glow
but when his love grows stale
call up Gayle
cause she doesn’t have the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

everybody sing along
let’s go back to the start of the song

ready mom?
when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

u got the clap yet
everybody sing along

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

two more times

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

when you love someone
take it slow
don’t let them rape your bussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped
you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap
CLAP

gonorrhea

The song starts at 1:29. What say u? For me, LOL!~

P/S: At the end of the video 4:14, you can hear that there is someone speak Thai on the background.
It goes like this : All the passengers that are in this railway station, please... (fade)